So, today there was a crossword clue that said, “Swallow kin.”
First answer that popped into my head: “West Virginia blowjob.”
I have it under good authority that after extensive scientific research, it has been discovered that the Wu-Tang Clan is indeed something to Fuck with.
Hey kids! Pissed at Otakon’s new pre-reg policy? Here’s some helpful tips to help you deal with it!
1. Take that expensive ass pre reg, and use it to go to 2 other small, local, cons. I mean, sure, you won’t have Baltimore and it’s high crime rate and mile walks from your hotel to the convention center and the sweltering Inner Harbor heat and humidity and long lines for pre-reg pickup (and the panels, and the autograph sessions, and the masquerade, for food, etc.) and the awesome experience of only seeing your friends for a few seconds all weekend unless you’re handcuffed to them…
But you just might have a lot more fun.
Ok, so really I only have the one tip. Sorry if you feel I lied to you.
You know, some times I do regret not having kids when I was younger. I’m reaching the age where my potential daughters friends would have totally considered me a DILF.